Miss Whack

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Miss Whack

Postby Yellow_Dog » Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:34 pm

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday>"

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and ask his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explain that he wiil need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure, I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappers into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Ketmit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world this?"

(you're gonna love this)

(its a real treat)

(a master piece)

(wait for it)

The bank manger looks back at her and says......

:It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are.....)

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Postby admin » Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:25 pm

YD, I like it. :lol:
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Postby etowah » Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:26 pm

He who keeps on dropping the ball doesn't
want to be in the game.
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Postby MurphyMobile » Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:12 pm

You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are.....)

You must hear me singing when I am out walking the dog. I sing
"Lu-lu had a steam boat" too. :lol:

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